disgustinganimals:

so-so-justice-blog:

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt. 


snow dog knows nothing

disgustinganimals:

so-so-justice-blog:

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt

without this butt my life is useless

i will serve and protect this butt with my life

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt. 

snow dog knows nothing

(Source: onanismi)

Every time this is on my dash

(Source: radicalfeministuprising, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

I look so hot today I could kill a man.

I look so hot today I could kill a man.

HANGOVER UPDATE:

This tea brought me back to like like Lazarus rising from his tomb.

HANGOVER UPDATE:

This tea brought me back to like like Lazarus rising from his tomb.

Away for a wedding and I made a mistake and stayed up drinking until 3 with the groomsmen. Now, I have what I would like to call a 5-year-hangover. A hangover so bad it only comes around once every 5 years.

I actually thought about going to the hospital and asking for IV fluids.

misstransatlantic:

slittens:

-sloth kitten-

This cheers me up every time I look at it. No idea why.

This is what nightmares are made of.

misstransatlantic:

slittens:

-sloth kitten-

This cheers me up every time I look at it. No idea why.

This is what nightmares are made of.

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

Ever wonder what thing people think of when they read this?

(Source: proportionates, via sniffing)

capturethecastle:

yoursforeverinternet:

I’m on a mini vacation to St. Louis and I’ve seen more people of color today than I see in a month in my home town.

Shit I miss diversity. I don’t want to go back to Wonder Bread Missouri.

Ditto for South Bend. I know you hate this place, but at least it’s not 95% white like the godforsaken Ozarks.

I don’t hate it, I just think it’s kind of an armpit.

(via misstransatlantic)

I’m on a mini vacation to St. Louis and I’ve seen more people of color today than I see in a month in my home town.

Shit I miss diversity. I don’t want to go back to Wonder Bread Missouri.

jessehimself:

crowley-my-queen:

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:


sociallubrication:
The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
 
DON’T

GET ME STARTED

ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

That is horrifying.


If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.

jessehimself:

crowley-my-queen:

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

 

DON’T

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GET ME STARTED

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ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

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That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” 



This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.



Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. 
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.

Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.