afternoonsnoozebutton:

I sincerely disagree, Mr. Sign. #teampumpkinspice

afternoonsnoozebutton:

I sincerely disagree, Mr. Sign. #teampumpkinspice

wannajoke:

Apparently This Is Possible

wannajoke:

Apparently This Is Possible

FUCK BILL O’REILLY

thefrogman:

[video]

His little ears wiggle!

thefrogman:

[video]

His little ears wiggle!

theonion:

Unpopular Police Officer Thinking About Committing Racially Motivated Offense For A Little Support

Fuck Onion, sometimes you cut right to the quick

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I’m not typically a fan of plastic surgery, but Joan Rivers actually looks pretty good for a 147 year old.

huffingtonpost:

CHRIS HARDWICK SCHOOLS INTERNET TROLLS DURING THE EMMYS

Chris Hardwick took the stage at the Emmys to present the award for Variety Special Directing, but before he got to the business at hand, he had one very important message.

Watch the full clip from the Emmys here. 

jessehimself:

told you

Round two of Onion or Upsetting!

jessehimself:

told you

Round two of Onion or Upsetting!

(Source: medicinalcocaine)

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

WTF?
Here’s a fun game you can play! Onion or Upsetting! Try to figure out if the headline you’re reading is ironic satire from theonion or the most terrible fucking thing you’ll read today.

(via jessehimself)

She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta.

If White Characters Were Described Like People of Colour in Literature @ Buzzfeed

Worth reading for #16 alone.

(via thefacci)

This is amazing

(Source: hermionejg, via misstransatlantic)